So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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