I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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