I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You're a waste of cheezeits
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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