Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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