hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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