Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
this will be a night to untag.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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