Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
is it fun? or sober?
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