You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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