You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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