I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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