Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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