who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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