I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Vodka?
Forever.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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