And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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