question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
