we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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