is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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