they need to just BURY HIM!
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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