Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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