return my video game
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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