He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Randomize
