So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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