Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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