WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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