Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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