He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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