I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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