Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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