lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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