i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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