we have officially lost it.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's no shave November. This is our time.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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