Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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