Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
How external is "for external use only"?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
