So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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