im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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