508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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