i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
