Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
They should really pass out barf bags in church
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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