You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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