found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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