Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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