i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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