her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
