I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
