That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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