we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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