i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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