he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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