This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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