Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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