And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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