Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
