Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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