Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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