They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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