So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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