I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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